so explain again why im purple
no
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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