I got chris browned last night
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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