i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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