Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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