I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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