I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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