I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
