I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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