Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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