just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm too high and old for this...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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