Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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