Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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