at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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