nut hugger
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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