why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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