is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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