No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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