You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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