she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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