billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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