What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We don't watch enough power rangers
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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