Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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