You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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