sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
