you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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