I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I think people are normalizing furries
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
