Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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