Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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