My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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