i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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