i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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