mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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