i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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