So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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