i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
should my penis look like a turkey
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
