Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.