Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.