So drunk its hurt
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not