girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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