One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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