batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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