i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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