hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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