Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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