that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.