so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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