I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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