Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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