The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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