Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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