I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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