Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I can't turn off my feet"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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