I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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